If there’s one thing I know to be true, it’s that karma doesn’t exist. There’s no such thing as karma points, or building good will. God isn’t sitting upstairs keeping score. You can do everything right and still get royally screwed. It’s fun to think you’ll be rewarded in some way for all your good deeds, but the fact of the matter is no one is counting — except for you, of course. But sometimes, no matter how hard you try, the world is out to get you.